Oh, One More Thing

generally opinionated, endearingly bitter, selectively judgmental.
beauty product detective;
patron of art and design, be it fashion or home or food. trend scout.
taking this opportunity to impart my priceless observations
- basically anything i think of at the moment.
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August 12

tales of a matchmaker

request from man:

“please don’t set me up with anyone who has cellulite.”

um…

firstly, ur a jerk.

secondly, do u think they ask that to the ladies?

so how what percentage of your junk is cellulite?

yea….

thirdly, that is a nearly impossible demand. he should try something less onerous like good job, no debilitating mental illness…etc.

i dont know i’m old fashioned i guess.