My Personal Serial Under-exaggerator
I usually hate when people Over exaggerate unwarranted, but are any of you familiar with an UNDER-exaggerator?
I live in very close quarters with one.
His underwhelming take on most things forces me to OVER compensate with my verbal embellishments, hand motions and loud voices.
Point in case.
When I was violently ill a few months back, I vividly recall simultaneously being in the bathroom bent over a garbage can. To me that is the worst of both worlds, not knowing which end you want in the toilet more. ( I know TMI, but I will prove relevance)
During which my parents call my house, knowing I was under the weather and D answers phone and says she is “not doing so hot”.
“NOT SO HOT”?????????
OK “not so hot” TO ME is like maybe a headache and some fatigue. Perhaps a mild upset stomach easily cured by some Pepto.
It is certainly not someone projectile vomiting and having the runs SIMULTANEOUSLY.
I mean don’t I deserve some credit for enduring this? Some pity?
Not So Hot?
REALLY?
Do you see what I mean?
So of course this requires me to gain sympathy with friends and family the old fashioned way-
Via:
TMI
