Just for giggles, In my browsing I stumbled upon these Playboy Thongs, and read the description:
- ‘Escape’ to the beach with these glamorous 2-pack thong sandals from Playboy.
- Man-made upper.
- Blinging gems aligning straps.
“Man - Made upper”, what isn’t man made about everything in Playboy.
Sorry, I just had to.