July 2008
72 posts
Umm, yeah, you put the paper in and push start...
seriouslythough:
One of our tenants just came in and asked if I knew how to make copies. He wasn’t being sarcastic.
Should have said- copies? we can do it nowadays?
That's why I take the Jew bus →
(via antikris)
Ahh, good to know us Jews come in handy sometimes. (though i wouldn’t know why anyone would want to take that if they were not Jewish) - lets see if i lose followers for saying I’m Jewish that would be interesting but now after i wrote that no one will want to leave.
have you ever noticed some people are way more interesting/ witty online, be it their myspace profile, facbeook, twitter account, tumblr etc. and then you meet them in person………………………………………..
something gets lost in textlation.
i have only one thing to say.
be an original.
please.
i hate the smell of saliva.
even my own.
in my defense
theoisjonesing:
well oh,one more thing’s response to me looking foward to the whole Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants thing makes me feel the need to explain myself, so i will:
I was 14, a freshman in high school and well, i heard these 3 girls, one of whom i had a crush on, but it was like the 2nd week of school and well we wound up being awesome friends, i still talk to the girl to this day...
contemplating my netflix queue. very crucial stuff here.
not really so excited about any of my options. suggestions appreciated.
confused
dress 1
http://www.pixiemarket.com/store/groupietunicdress-p-65.html
dress 2
...
I am an asshole
antikris:
So on numerous occasions I have seen someone coming in the door behind me but not made eye contact with them, pretended not to see them, got into the elevator, and repeatedly pressed “close doors” to avoid any small talk they may have up their sleeves.
I think this is the sign of being a true new yorker; guilty as charged.
New & Almost New’s Maggie Chan on the Dangers of... →
i did so well at a store like this in L.A. last summer, i am looking forward to checking this out.
L.A. is filled with designer castoffs in perfect condition, so much of it still had the tags on. hope this one is similar.
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Forced to reexamine my wardrobe for the job in a few weeks, i realize the new restrictions need to be dealt with- pronto.
whether i like it or not i have to cover up a lot more, and have been Internet searching the hell out of “layering tees” so i can wear my old stuff - but within the dress code of the school.
this search is not as easy as you think. many things to consider and...
eyelashes apparently cost a lot →
let’s see $400 for eyelash extensions that last 3 weeks. worth it? not so much.
Fashion Inc.: Fall TV Gets Three Stylist Shows -... →
hmm, some crappy shows to potentially DVR in the upcoming year. cheers to DVR.
Myth & Ritual - Fall 2008 →
i like this brand: myth and ritual. have not seen so many places carrying this line.
GEN ART Events: Info & Tickets →
considering hitting this tom. but not feeling so motivated. i have to pay to get in, downer number one. its good for scouting for the store but i presume she has seen majority of this stuff already. its 6pm, no patience to wait in line for overpriced clothing. ho hum.
today
debating whether or not to go to hip hop class tonight. but i am so so lazy. not surprising. and i am also finding nothing interesting to write about cuz the banging from the damn apartment underneath me has sucked my thoughts out into rage.
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Proj. Run. rundown
So, yes, I know Leanne was in the bottom three. very upsetting indeed.
but before i go into that, can we just discuss the rest of the show?
the fact that Stella’s short, tight, shiny asymmetrical dress with side lacing made it into top three is truly maddening. beyond cheesy, hideously unflattering and an all around mess. couldn’t have disagreed with them more on that one.
secondly,...
Etsy :: mommycards :: Orange bird. Set of 50. →
i think i just threw up in my mouth a little.
this is how people should be making playdates????? oh dear. im embarassed.
please note there are the children’s names underneath the mothers name.
ugh ugh ugh.
sad commentary on society.
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This Dress By Christian Joy is DOPE
frangry:
Christian Joy designs the costumes for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs Karen O (and I can’t tell if that model actually is Karen O or not). See her website here.
I dont know if that’s Karen O, but i know that the model for the fall 08 line is my cousin!! go hannah! who was her design intern (majoring in fashion design at parsons) turned uber-model.
work it girl.
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shocked that he was possibly cheating- with a... →
i really really hate it when anyone thinks u give a damn about THEIR kids height and weight many months into their life.
it kills me.
even my own nieces and nephew, great and all but the statistics leave it for the doc cuz noone else is LISTENING !!!!
yea add nap schedules on that too.
dear god spare everyone.
Just booked my Focus Group PAID survey to watch not one but TWO movies! earning a total of 150 buckaroos!
free movies, and getting paid to watch then talk. i can do this.
PhotoFunia →
seriouslythough:
This is such an amazing time waster. Want to see your mug shot, or your face in a museum? Want to see Paris Hilton holding up your album (and really, who doesn’t)? Upload your picture and put it in one of their templates. So fun.
I love time waster sites.
adopt me
I have a major crush on bikini designer, Ashely Paige’s mother.
I am not sure if it’s her sweet voice, her innocence, patience, baking skills, or her endless devotion to her daughter but I LOVE HER MOM.
i want her to adopt me.
check this video out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srky_oICjpE
if u don’t fall in love with her,
don’t tell me.
Hey buddy, ever heard of sun block? Jesus fucking... →
(via frangry)
Um, Did anyone see Kathy Griffin making her school in Mexico? That was a winner for sunburnt hall of fame.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amWddlUZfB4
be scared.
I am always taken aback when I see a new male follower.
i know that some people are expecting to me give more beauty product reviews, and now i feel frozen.
unless these dudes are into that, and by all means.
do share.
It's fitting that the poster for the Dark Knight...
frangry:
Because he is the only good part of the movie. The fucking thing was cheesy as fuck. Christian Bale’s voice was fucking retarded and his lips look fucking terrible sticking out of that mask. And Maggie Gyllenhaal? Seriously? Could they have casted someone WITH LESS fucking sex appeal? Jesus. I kind of want my $12 back. __
Finally someone not afraid to speak out against the blind...
i also bought another cardigan there, which is beyond soft, and has that tight skinny arm feel that is heaven. hmm, looking at the model now, maybe i just went a size too small. oh, well. i guess flaunting scrawny arms will be my thing.
not the cool shawl collar- to pocket lead in:
i like this neutral putty color, and the softness of this sweater feels more expensive to me. and i love me...
wow- a whole site devoted to vintage cat eye... →
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so, I’m not so proud of this little tidbit. but anyone who has searched for the perfect haircut would understand. I think.
upon watching so you think u can dance auditions a few weeks back, i immediately gravitated towards a particular dancer. Kortney Pearson. it was her hair.
fast forward to now:
i plan on taking a picture of her to my awesome hairdresser.
now, how did I get a picture...
need for speed
I have REALLY REALLY been wanting to head to the roller skating rink in staten island for some disco madness on wheels.
except that it is on staten island.
damn borough.
last year i wanted to make myself a disco roller skating birthday party, but then decided i didn’t have 750 dollars for it.
my friends missed out big time.
so did i. and i have been craving it ever since.
who is in?
When did I become so so cynical?
My Personal Serial Under-exaggerator
I usually hate when people Over exaggerate unwarranted, but are any of you familiar with an UNDER-exaggerator?
I live in very close quarters with one.
His underwhelming take on most things forces me to OVER compensate with my verbal embellishments, hand motions and loud voices.
Point in case.
When I was violently ill a few months back, I vividly recall simultaneously being in the bathroom bent...
So Fakebook is yesterdays news as of now. I feel lighter already.
I also finally realized why my pajama pants were labelled Irregular in the sale bin-
The right pant leg is WAY shorter than the left one. I look awesome. Sparing you a picture of this sad sad scene.
What I do for a deal.
Deactivating my facebook account is a little more entailed than I anticipated.
I first need to get many of my “friends” official contact information, so I can contact them offsite should there be a need.
Grr
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If I had all the money in the world
I am a really good gift giver, and I wish I had more money so I can get more gifts, and sometimes better gifts.
I get such a thrill out of giving that perfect gift, and that person looks up and doesn’t have to say anything but the look on their face says: wow you know me so well. I love that feeling.
And sometimes that can cost ya.
Right now I am searching for many baby gifts. Found some...
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Fakebook
I could have seen this coming, I should have seen it coming.
I think I need to expire my Facebook profile. It was a good run, but I think enough is enough. I knew there would be an expiration date… and I have reached that time.
I have noticed it has brought out in me voyeuristic qualities I am not fond of. Y’all know what I’m talking about.
If you don’t ur a liar.
or...
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I like this shirt, and i think it would be cute through the winter, under cardis, vests and jackets…
and I like the price, 27 buckaroos. go target. pun intended.